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Smelts' guide to the Strange & Unusual all around you...
Yo, gang…Smelts here with more Travel Tales to Heed! We’re still talkin’ about Ko Kood and such. You’re welcome to look at the previous entry here, if you want the whole story. Other than that, tough!
Anyways, Reg and I arrived on the island and camped out on the beach, which was all well and good. [...]
Smelts' guide to the Strange & Unusual all around you...
Hey, gang! Smelts here for another edition of “SUN, SURF, SAND, AND HORRIBLE THINGS TO MAKE YOU SCREAM!” We’re going to start our tour today in THAILAND, specifically, the lovely island of Ko Kood. Now, lots of folks go to Ko Kood for visits. It’s a lovely island that’s just far away and hard enough [...]
Smelts' guide to the Strange & Unusual all around you...
Greetings, mates! Smelts here, with the first in a series of travel columns for The Week in Weird, entitled, “SUN, SURF, SAND, AND HORRIBLE THINGS TO MAKE YOU SCREAM!” I’ve traveled all over the world, lookin’ at strange and unusual stuff, and I would be delighted to bring you the latest info on the finest [...]
Smelts' guide to the Strange & Unusual all around you...
Greetings, mates! The Week in Weird for you and your buddies!
WARNING: HYPNOTIZING TELEVISIONS
This is just a general alert for readers of Acclimated Spooks, Light & Power. Be warned, folks, that Acclimated Spooks is currently investigating a series of strange and unfortunate events regarding certain brands of televisions that are, in fact, hypnotizing viewers. Several people [...]
Featuring delightful and entertaining interviews from Acclimated Spooks
This week, a very special interview with Boyd McCloyd!
Boyd McCloyd is thirteen years old and is the successor to Confucius Ping, the founder and benefactor of Acclimated Spooks, Light & Power. Boyd has “reluctantly” taken the role of proprietor of the Almanac of the Twisted & Weird, and this is his first interview.
Boyd: What is [...]
Smelts' guide to the Strange & Unusual all around you...
Cheerio, kids! Want to know the weird things that happened in the world this week? No problem1
NEWCASTLE, ONTARIO – I know last week we talked about that sea monster that dragged itself outta Lake Ontario. Well, sure enough, it was back at it again this week, eatin’ all the lawn furniture it could find, up [...]
Smelts' guide to the Strange & Unusual all around you...
Oy, mate! Smelts here, ready to dish out the weird stuff that happened round the world this week in my new column, “The Week in Weird!”
NEWCASTLE, ONTARIO – The Johnson family of Newcastle, Ontario, got quite a scare this week when a seven foot tall sea monster emerged from Lake Ontario and paid a visit [...]