The FONT OF KNOWLEDGE runs deep through the secret, mysterious VEINS of the UNCONSCIOUS and I am here to ILLUMINATE those dark passages of your BRAIN with my ORACULAR EXPLOITS OF WISDOM! ‘Tis I, ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE, here to continue with my lessons in the world famous ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE [...]
Those with INQUISITIVE MINDS forever seek to sup at the TABLE of KNOWLEDGE! Thus, I welcome thy hearty soul, dear reader, for I am ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE and I am here to help you ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE…Knowledge of the UNKNOWN…through my 52 week course, entitled ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS [...]
OH, hearty souls that have ventured back to the HALLOWED HALLS of the INTERNETS! Tis I, ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE here with LESSON #3 in ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS & SCIENCES from PIGSPIT UNIVERSITY. This is WEEK 3 and I trust that you have turned in your lessons from [...]
Welcome back, dear readers! ‘Tis I…ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE, here to teach you the WAYS of the ENLIGHTENED! last week, I introduced you to the REALM of the UNKNOWN! On THIS fine day, I shall continue with LESSON 2 in my 52 WEEK COURSE to help you earn your ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS AND [...]
Greetings again, enlightened students! I am ARTISTOTLE STUTTERMORE and I am here to teach you the ways of the UNKNOWN! Thus, I have decided to make my weekly column here at Acclimated Spooks a COURSE for PRESTIDIGITATION, where YOU, too, can learn how to SPEAK to the UNSPEAKABLE, KNOW the UNKNOWABLE, and SEE that which [...]
Aristotle Stuttermore is a psychic. Well-known as an expert in the field of transmigration across the astral plane, Aristotle has been a consultant at Acclimated Spooks, Light & Power for many years and has offered his services here at AcclimatedSpooks.com with his new, weekly column.
GREETINGS, oh, CURIOUS and INQUISITIVE SOULS! My name is Aristotle Stuttermore, [...]
