Prestidigitory Arts, 101
with Aristotle Stuttermore, Prestidigitator Extraordinaire
Welcome back, dear readers! ‘Tis I…ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE, here to teach you the WAYS of the ENLIGHTENED! last week, I introduced you to the REALM of the UNKNOWN! On THIS fine day, I shall continue with LESSON 2 in my 52 WEEK COURSE to help you earn your ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS AND SCIENCES from the highly esteemed PIGSPIT UNIVERSITY!
LESSON 2: MANTRAS!
In order to get into the hypnotic state that will allow you to pass through the membrane of that which is THIS reality and into that of a LESS REAL state of reality, one must have a MANTRA that one repeats regularly. A MANTRA helps you concentrate. By allowing the physical self to concentrate on something other than one’s thoughts, you open the gateway for strange and unusual things to fill the void that is your mind!
A mantra works as simply as this:
- Think of a sentence or bit of gibberish.
- Memorize it.
- Repeat until your brain is a porous mush.
An example. Repeat this phrase over and over:
RECKON IT’S GONNA GET COLDER BEFORE TOO LONG.
Repeat the phrase over and over again, preferably running the words together until it becomes a jumbled mess and the words have no meaning. Once you’ve done that, voila! You have a mantra.
YOUR HOMEWORK:
- Create your very own mantra.
- Practice memorizing the words.
- Repeat mantra for camera for AT LEAST three minutes.
- Upload to YouTube and send me the link.
Send your lessons to aristotle.stuttermore@gmail.com
