Prestidigitory Arts, 103
with Aristotle Stuttermore, Prestidigitator Extraordinaire
OH, hearty souls that have ventured back to the HALLOWED HALLS of the INTERNETS! Tis I, ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE here with LESSON #3 in ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS & SCIENCES from PIGSPIT UNIVERSITY. This is WEEK 3 and I trust that you have turned in your lessons from the last few weeks. If you HAVE, then I consider you to be an EXEMPLARY STUDENT of the PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS. If you have not, might I suppose you to be lazy and sullen and slightly UNWORTHY of being taught by one as GREAT and KNOWLEDGABLE as myself.
Still, there is always room for IMPROVEMENT, so perhaps TODAY shall be the day you change your ways!
TODAY: LESSON 3: EYE ROLLING
Ladies and gentlemen, I have unveiled the WORLD on the other SIDE to you, in addition to teaching you about MANTRAS. Today, I will show you how to better ease your way into the world of the UNKNOWN and how it involves your EYES!
No one may truly pass into this other world without ROLLING YOUR EYES BACK INTO YOUR HEAD! It is of UTMOST importance to relax your eyeballs and as you relax into this NETHERWORLD of MYSTERY & INTRIGUE, roll them, up, up and back into your head.
“WHY?” you ask? Because it opens the tiny, imperceptible gates behind your eyeballs, into your brain, allowing free movement of the mysterious ideas and concepts to enter your mind. You MUST open this PORTAL to allow this free flow.
Your ASSIGNMENT for this week: TAKE A PICTURE of yourself demonstrating this activity and send it to aristotle.stuttermore@gmail.com
