Prestidigitory Arts, 105
with Aristotle Stuttermore, Prestidigitator Extraordinaire
The FONT OF KNOWLEDGE runs deep through the secret, mysterious VEINS of the UNCONSCIOUS and I am here to ILLUMINATE those dark passages of your BRAIN with my ORACULAR EXPLOITS OF WISDOM! ‘Tis I, ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE, here to continue with my lessons in the world famous ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE in PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS AND SCIENCES, brought to you by PIGSPIT UNIVERSITY!
Today, LESSON #5: BRINGING IT BACK IN!
Again, students, I am instructing you on HOW to contact the UNKNOWN! In previous weeks, I have discussed your MANTRA, EYE-ROLLING, and the ever-popular MOANING! Once you have MASTERED these arts, you will be able to bring it back to your CENTER!
With the MANTRA and MOANING, you will have created quite a cacophony of sound, and in an ideal situation, your eye-rolling will precipitate physical movement, thus providing quite a show of VIBRATION and WONDER to open the doors to the inner reaches of your unconscious mind. Your protestations will have created a wall of SOUND and FURY, and it is at THIS moment that one should STOP!
You MUST freeze at the appropriate time and you will KNOW what the time is because you will FEEL IT! At this point, you should drop your head to your chest, roll your eyes back into your head, and grow calm, still, and serene, leaving the DOOR wide open for ENTRY and EXIT. Grow still and remain that way until your astral self is READY for EXPLORATION! More on that next week!
YOUR ASSIGNMENT: Again, create a video of yourself as you BRING IT ALL BACK HOME! Bonus points are awarded for those who incorporate all previous lessons into one video.
