The Week in Weird, Vol. 5
Smelts' guide to the Strange & Unusual all around you...
Yo, gang…Smelts here with more Travel Tales to Heed! We’re still talkin’ about Ko Kood and such. You’re welcome to look at the previous entry here, if you want the whole story. Other than that, tough!
Anyways, Reg and I arrived on the island and camped out on the beach, which was all well and good. We weren’t there but an hour before the whispering started coming from the woods. Whispering, hearing voices, things like that…that’s old school, you see? A classic haunting is going on when you start hearing things like that. For your average bloke, it’s horrifying. For people like Reggie and I, it’s old hat and we mock it on a regular basis.
So we were there, all camped out and such, and before too long, in the moonlight of the bay, we start seeing the people coming out of the water. They were staggering and lurching their way up out of the tide, and though it was nighttime, I could see in the moonlight that they were covered in barnacles and seaweed.
Look, xombies are bad enough, but seafaring zombies are the worst of the worst, and I have zero interest in them, mainly because they stink. They smell of rot and tuna fish, and trust me, the two don’t mix. I would highly reocmmend avoiding this beach if you’re headed to Koh Kood any time soon.
Needless to say, a battle ensued, blah, blah, blah. Nothing you haven’t heard before. Look, I got a pie in the oven, so I gotta split…
