Those with INQUISITIVE MINDS forever seek to sup at the TABLE of KNOWLEDGE! Thus, I welcome thy hearty soul, dear reader, for I am ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE and I am here to help you ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE…Knowledge of the UNKNOWN…through my 52 week course, entitled ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS [...]
OH, hearty souls that have ventured back to the HALLOWED HALLS of the INTERNETS! Tis I, ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE here with LESSON #3 in ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS & SCIENCES from PIGSPIT UNIVERSITY. This is WEEK 3 and I trust that you have turned in your lessons from [...]
Greetings again, enlightened students! I am ARTISTOTLE STUTTERMORE and I am here to teach you the ways of the UNKNOWN! Thus, I have decided to make my weekly column here at Acclimated Spooks a COURSE for PRESTIDIGITATION, where YOU, too, can learn how to SPEAK to the UNSPEAKABLE, KNOW the UNKNOWABLE, and SEE that which [...]
