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SMASH HIS FACE, Vol. 5

Relationship Advice with Carlotta, Queen of the Amazons

Carlotta here to shatter your myths and preconceptions about love and relationships. Many of you ask Carlotta, “Carlotta, how would you know so much about love? What makes you an expert? Have you ever been in love?” This is the time when I, Carlotta, must confess to you that, yes, Carlotta has been in love. [...]

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Wait, my mistake...it appears that I just dozed off for a second or two. Now to read the papers. Don't bother me. 2010/07/14
Was it me, or did the sun just blink out for a second there? Surely that will cause some sort of natural disaster, won't it? 2010/07/14
Normally would investigate, but this arugula salad is exquisite and can't be bothered. Seaweed death monster must wait. #somethinginthelake 2010/07/13
Yes, now I'm quite positive that there's something there. It's head is just above the surface, looking at me. Red eyes. #somethinginthelake 2010/07/13