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Prestidigitory Arts, 104

with Aristotle Stuttermore, Prestidigitator Extraordinaire

Those with INQUISITIVE MINDS forever seek to sup at the TABLE of KNOWLEDGE! Thus, I welcome thy hearty soul, dear reader, for I am ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE and I am here to help you ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE…Knowledge of the UNKNOWN…through my 52 week course, entitled ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS [...]

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Prestidigitory Arts, 103

with Aristotle Stuttermore, Prestidigitator Extraordinaire

OH, hearty souls that have ventured back to the HALLOWED HALLS of the INTERNETS! Tis I, ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE here with LESSON #3 in ARISTOTLE STUTTERMORE’S 52 WEEK COURSE for an HONORARY DOCTORATE IN PRESTIDIGITORY ARTS & SCIENCES from PIGSPIT UNIVERSITY. This is WEEK 3 and I trust that you have turned in your lessons from [...]

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Wait, my mistake...it appears that I just dozed off for a second or two. Now to read the papers. Don't bother me. 2010/07/14
Was it me, or did the sun just blink out for a second there? Surely that will cause some sort of natural disaster, won't it? 2010/07/14
Normally would investigate, but this arugula salad is exquisite and can't be bothered. Seaweed death monster must wait. #somethinginthelake 2010/07/13
Yes, now I'm quite positive that there's something there. It's head is just above the surface, looking at me. Red eyes. #somethinginthelake 2010/07/13